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EXCLUSIVE: LIFE ON THE FRONTLINE
We take you undercover on a Wilkinson Administration operation
Wednesday 30 May 2001
Today I had the opportunity to go outside my general occupation as a freelance jouralist and into the
frontline - out on a Wilkinson Administration smoking bust. The Wilkinson Administration ivited one
author from The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter to watch the skills of their crack team, as
they busted a group of Year 9 smokers under K-Block.
Tensions were high in the staff room before the bust, we all knew that if we were successful today, one
of the biggest cigarette kings of Year 9 would go down for at least 2 months (detention.) Finally, the
signal was given - Mr. Weir had gone undercover as a Year 9 smoker and radioed in that a group had
now formed under K-Block. We all strapped on a bullet-proof vest each and jumped into a golf buggy.
Being in the golf buggy piloted by Mrs. Roffey, I was amazed by the precision of the fleet as they sped
across the pavement, headed towards the posse of students. Little did we know that things had taken
a turn for the worse under K-Block. One of the students had seen through Mr. Weir's disguise (he was
the only one wearing trousers) and things had turned violent.
The fleet arrived under K-Block at the height of the chaos, a large group of 15 students had formed a
circle around Mr. Weir and were taunting him. When they saw the buggies suround them, they quickly
dropped their smokes and ran. But it was too late, the faculty had the students surrounded and they
were quickly detained, most spectucularly by a Mrs. Roffey flying tackle.
Even though at the same time, a large columbian drug shipment was unloaded on barber park,
terrorists bombed G-Block, 3 brawls erupted and a student unleashed a plague of flesh eating bacteria
on the school, it is great to know that the staff of our school got a good result - a slap on the wrist to
15 of the biggest cigarette lords in Year 9.
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