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BUNDY HIGH TUCKSHOP SETS UP FRANCHISE
AT KEPNOCK
"This is an act of war!" - Kepnock principal
Thursday 17 May 2001
In what has been described as an act of war by Kepnock SHS, Bundaberg High Tuckshops Inc today
opened a franchise in the Kepnock High School grounds, without the prior consultation of Kepnock
SHS officials.
The brick building, which was constructed overnight by Pam Driver (BSHS tuckshop CEO) and her
team of tuckshop ladies, is right in the middle of the staff car park - "a prime location" in Mrs. Driver's
words. But it is not only the fact that the building has blocked off the car park that has annoyed the
staff of Kepnock, rather the fact that Bundaberg High Tuckshops Inc is "treading on our turf" as one
Kepnock teacher put it. "We will retaliate with any force necessary to get them out of our school",
continued the teacher who is former Bundy High teacher Hugh O'Malley.
Still, Mrs. Driver and her partner in crime Mr. Wilkinson (leader of the Wilkinson Administration) are
adamant that they will not be moved. "Since the deregulation of the tuckshop industry in 1995, all
schools are open slather for new competition," Mrs. Driver said. "Hell, Kepnock could even set up a
tuckshop in Bundy High if they wanted too....however, I'd crush them into the ground with my iron fist,
HAHAHAHA!"
Despite the deregulated industry, Kepnock is refusing to take this lying down, and has enrolled all of
its students in the army cadets. It is clear that Kepnock is planning a large-scale retaliation and we
will post any updates as they happen.
UPDATE: Mrs. Driver has just announced plans to send her franchise to North SHS and Isis
SHS. It is unknown when these ventures will occur, but it is likely to happen after the situation at
Kepnock settles down.
(This is a sponsored advertisement)
Bundaberg High Tuckshops Inc. Now in 2 convenient locations - Bundy High, Kepnock and soon to
be in Isis, North High and the alfresco cafe directly outside Bundy High.
h t t p : / / w w w . b u n d y h i g h n e w s . 4 t . c o m
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