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OUR SOLUTION TO THE 'SOCK PROBLEM'
The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter comes up with the answers
Friday 25 May 2001
As those of us who went to parade last Monday know, there is a terrible problem facing our school at
the moment. Called by Mrs. Roffey herself as 'The Sock Problem', Cr Roffey pleaded with the student
body to give her the answers to this problem. So, once again, The Unofficial Bundy High
Newsletter has come through with the goods.
"It needs to be functional yet attractive" she said "We need a choice between high price luxury and
low priced plain socks" Mrs Roffey also said. Therefore, we believe the Wilkinson Administration will
be happy to see our answers to this severe problem.
Our first example is the luxury editions, for the 'High Rollers' of the school. Packed full of useful
features, it is sure to please.
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Features include:
Big-Toe Airbag
Durry Lighting capabilities
Durry Holding and Smuggling capabilities
Holes for ventilation
Pine-o-Fresh air refresher
COST: $123,000
Our next example is for the people who aren't fortunate enough to be able to afford the Luxuro Sox
(TM) 2001. Below is 'The Thong 2001' also known as 'Chinese Running Shoes'.
If you can't afford the Luxuro Sox(TM) this is what you will be wearing on your feet at Bundy High
next year, well that is if The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter has its way.
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The features are there for you to see!
COST: $2.63
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Even Mr Wilkinson himself* endorses the design!!
Well its up to you folks. If you can afford it, the $123,000 Luxuro Sox are the best in comfort and has
the best features a sock has ever had! However, if you can't quite get the money together for those,
don't forget about The Thong 2001/Chinese Running Shoes. They offer comfort unable to be matched
by any thong currently on the market and for the great price of $2.63. You can't go wrong!
We will be expecting reactions and decisions from the Wilkinson Administration on these designs
shortly. Updates as announcements are made.
* Or at least a man claiming to be Mr. Wilkinson
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