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CHILDREN EXPLOITED ON BUNDY HIGH GROUNDS
Young jump-ropers act as cash-cows to corporate machine
Monday 13 August 2001
After disbanding from parade this morning, Bundy High students were faced with an unusual sight on
the basketball courts - dozens of young girls skipping and performing other acrobatic feats. By 1:05
PM, a large crowd had gathered in the sweltering winter heat to see the young talent perform
adrenaline-pumping and life-threatening stunts, described by one student as "deadly."
However, after investigating the "Queensland Star Jumpers" a bit more closely, The Unofficial
Bundy High Newsletter discovered that this group is actually a subsidiary of large American
corporation Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Johnson & Johnson Moneymakers Association Inc Pty
Ltd - a company well known for it's questionable human rights record. Our anonymous source,
once a member of this traveling has informed us that these are not the 9 year old girls that they are
made out to be, rather malnourished 24 year old German immigrants. The girls are only reportedly paid
"an ice cream" for their 18 hour a day efforts of getting that little white rope around a little bit faster
each time - 37 ice creams below the legal minimum wage in ice creams according to the well informed
CEO of Bundaberg High Tuckshops Inc., Pam Driver.
When The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter talked to Bundy High Principal and head of the
Wilkinson Administration, Dave Wilkinson, today he stated that he had no idea that he was supporting
a criminal organisation by inviting them into the school grounds, but did reveal that he had payed the
team $5000 to put on an "extra special" show. "I was wanting the kids of this school to get motivated
for a change...to focus their energy on good instead of evil, but now look what it's cost me."
Aside from the oversized $5000 novelty check, the "Queensland Star Jumpers" got away with 2 cars, a
golf buggy and a year's supply of blackboard erasers.
(This is a sponsored advertisement)
FOUND: Cartilage found on Maryborough football field. Thought to be from nose of
Maroochydore player. Will trade for finger of Bundy High player.
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