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SCIENCE DEPARTMENT FOUND TO BE HIDING HUMAN CLONE
Mr. French claims to have given no consent to be cloned
Wednesday 9 May 2001
Bundy High has long bragged about the quality of its science students, but no one expected them to
the first in the world to clone a human being. The worldwide science community was today shocked
as Mr. Mann, head of the science department, announced that a team of year 12 students had cloned
none other than the school's Deputy Principal Mr. Trevor French. The clone, which members of the
press are not yet allowed to view is reportedly 1/4 the size of the regular Mr. French, giving him the
Austin Powersesque nickname of Mini Frenchie.
But not everyone in the school is happy about the amazing breakthroughs made by the Science
Department, Mr. French is reportedly "very angry" about the use of his DNA for cloning and states that
he has given no permission to the Science Department to let himself become cloned. When he chatted
to The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter yesterday, Mr. French was considering suing Mr.
Mann, Mr. Wilkinson and Bundaberg State High School. "This is obviously just an elaborate plan to
ridicule me in front of the whole school body," he said. "Ever since I joined Bundy High's faculty, Mr.
Wilkinson has been picking on me - calling me names, pulling my hair, sticking explicit signs to my
back and I have just had enough! When they (Mr. Mann and Mr. Wilkinson) decided to clone me
without my consent, that was the last straw!"
The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter is unsure of any official legal matters between the
principal and his deputy, but we will be sure to bring you any developments as they break.
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