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SCHOOL FACULTY TO ENJOY $30K GOLF BUGGY
Teachers rejoice new luxury

Friday 18 May 2001

The Wilkinson Administration has purchased a new golf buggy. This new buggy, however is not your regular golf buggy used for patrols of the school grounds. It is built for teachers who want to get from A to B in comfort and style. Don't expect to see a rubbish bin on the back of this buggy. Its air-conditioned, has leather seats and of course cup holders for those cold beverages after class. Want to travel long distances, such as from Q Block to B Block? No trouble!! Just set the cruise control and watch the world go by. Of course the question must be raised - is all this actually worth the $30 000 dollars the school paid for this comfort machine?

We asked Mr. Wilkinson for answers. "This purchase is easily justifiable. We can now secure more funding for the school. When a diplomat comes to the school grounds we can simply offer him a ride in our luxury golf buggy. After the ride he will simply say 'Wow. That was amazing. What a great golf buggy. Here, have 30 BILLION dollars. As long as I can take it for a ride next time.' Well, that is our plan and the proposal I made to the P&C for the funding."

Well, without further ado, here are the first pictures of the golf buggy you may see around the school grounds in the coming weeks.

The new luxury golf buggy, viewed from the outside
It May look like an ordinary golf buggy on the outside……….

Wow! Look at the interior on this beast! Click on the image to enlarge.
But Inside is another story!!!

That's right folks, you saw it here first. Please notice the plush leather seats and velvet carpet flooring. EXPENSIVE!! Below is an artists impression of Wilko enjoying the schools latest purchase.

An artist's conception of Mr. Wilkinson enjoying the school's new luxury golf buggy. Don't spill your drink! Click on image to enlarge.
Artist's Impression Only, Click on image to enlarge

Maybe I can take it for a drive one day, since technically it is MY golf buggy because they bought it with MY tax dollars. Therefore, anyone who as ever bought something (therefore paying GST which goes to the state government which gives money to school) should be able to ride the golf buggy. After all, it is ours. Even the luxury ones with cup holders.



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