"ACADEMIC ELITE" UPSET OVER BUDGET CUTBACKS
Futures in jeopardy with new-look guidance counsellor office.

THE CANDIDATES: #1 - ED BANGER
We give you the lowdown on the candidates for School Captains 2002.

SCHOOL TAKING NO CHANCES
Metal detectors installed into BSHS library.

CHILDREN EXPLOITED ON BUNDY HIGH GROUNDS
Young jump-ropers act as cash-cows to corporate machine

JAPANESE EXCHANGE-STUDENT SPECIAL

BUNDY HIGH GOES JAPAN-MAD Foreign exchange students arrive at Bundy High. MISUNDERSTANDING ERUPTS INTO VIOLENCE Language barriers cause tension. JAPANESE STUDENTS ACCUSED OF "CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" Students witness beatings, torture . STUDENTS FALL VICTIM TO ROBBERY SPREE Foreign exchange students actually from Japanese Mafia.

THE MR. WEIR WHO CRIED FIRE
The Wilkinson Administration play with student's minds as 23 die in panic.

ALL-IN BRAWL PUTS BUNDY HIGH ON THE MAP
Players welcomed home with ticker-tape parade.

'CONES', 'NINJA STARS' ADDED TO CURRICULUM
Manual arts students to make illegal objects.

BRING ON THE LAWYERS!
Students sue administration....again.

THE UNOFFICIAL BUNDY HIGH NEWSLETTER GOES ONLINE
You can now chat to the creators!

BACK FROM THE DEAD
Yes, this website is still going, and as good as ever!

BUNDY HIGH RECOGNISES 'INTELLECTUALLY CHALLENGED'
So-called 'dumb award' introduced.

TUCKSHOP UNDER SCRUTINY
Student discovers his nugget is actually a chicken head.

TEACHER PSYCHOLOGY ANALYSED
We get an expert's opinion on teacher's psychological methods.

MR. FRENCH DEFECTS TO NORTH
Former deputy principal bought out by rival.

SCHOOL EXPANDING GOLF BUGGY FLEET
Wilkinson Administration orders "budget golf buggies".

BUNDY HIGH'S DEBT WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
Deputy Principal Trevor French has lost much more than just $3 million.

EXCLUSIVE: LIFE ON THE FRONTLINE
We take you undercover on a Wilkinson Administration operation.

WILKINSON ADMINISTRATION "LACKS CONSISTANCY" - ANGRY PARENT
Parent tells us about the problems in the Wilkinson Administration's uniform standards.

OUR SOLUTION TO THE 'SOCK PROBLEM'
The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter comes up with the answers.

"DETHMETAL" BAND DISRUPTS AMNESTY FUNDRAISER
Bleeding hearts outraged.

HYPOCRISY AT AMNESTY CONCERT
Controversial songs sung at fund-raiser.

WILKINSON ADMINISTRATION REVEALS STAR WARS DEFENCE SYSTEM
Threat of arms race more real than ever.

BUNDY HIGH IN BREACH OF THE KYOTO PROTOCOL
Students let out toxic levels of cigarette smoke.

SCHOOL FACULTY TO ENJOY $30K GOLF BUGGY
Teachers rejoice new luxury.

MADMAN GATECRASHES SCHOOL SOCIAL WITH BULLDOZER
Nobody injured, but hall in need of repairs.

"FREE" DRESS DAY REALLY A SCAM
Students accuse school of false advertising.

BUNDY HIGH TUCKSHOP SETS UP FRANCHISE AT KEPNOCK
"This is an act of war!" - Kepnock principal.

SOPHISTICATED DINING ON BUNDY HIGH'S DOORSTOP
Tuckshop expands its horizons.

GOLF BUGGY USED IN DRIVE-BY SHOOTING
Tensions between Kepnock SHS and Bundaberg SHS reach new highs.

SCHOOL CAPTAIN SKIPS COUNTRY, PRINCIPAL OUTRAGED
School Captain goes on holiday while Principal is left to pick up the pieces.

TEACHERS PERMITTTED TO CARRY HANDGUNS ON PLAYGROUND DUTY
Teachers attempt to curb rising firefights between students.

SCIENCE DEPARTMENT FOUND TO BE HIDING HUMAN CLONE
Mr. French claims to have given no consent to be cloned.

SCRAPPED UNIFORM PLANS REVEALED
The school sinks to a new low.

NUMBER OF LUNCHTIME FIGHTS ON THE DECLINE
Spectators want answers.

TUCKSHOP ACCUSED OF SLAVERY
Former worker blows whistle on attrocities.

IT'S OFFICIAL: VERTICAL FORM A WASTE OF TIME
Deputy Principal John Weir admits to what we have all known for so long.

CHOIR INTRODUCES RAPPING TO PERFORMANCES
Bundy High choir gets with the times.

EMUS ON PARADE?
We want your thoughts on the compulsary Emu parades.

THEY GET A WIDESCREEN TV, BUT WHERE’S MY MUSIC STAND?
Muso complains about inequalities in school funding.

PARENTS OUTRAGED AT LACK OF TEACHERS, INVADE SCHOOL
Students happy to look on.

3 DIE IN CONCERT HORROR
Bundy High mourns the death of orchestra goers.

ENQUIRY LAUNCHED INTO YEAR 8 CAMP
"We came back with the least kids yet" - Mrs. Shaw.

STUDENT'S DREAMS SHATTERED
Young music student upset over budget cuts.

DEPUTY LOSES $3 MILLION GRANT ON RACES
Deputy Principal Trevor French gambles grant on racetrack .