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"ACADEMIC ELITE" UPSET OVER BUDGET CUTBACKS
Futures in jeopardy with new-look guidance counsellor office
Thursday 23 August 2001
After a recent report into the standard of Bundy High students and facilities, the Wilkinson
Administration has announced several changes to "adapt the school to it's students" - most noticably
the downgrading of services provided by the guidance counsellor. With the report claiming that Bundy
High students have a far more limited scope of employment than other schools, the school has
decided to save money by eliminating careers from the guidance councellor's register that are simply
unattainable by the pupils.
Gone are information on "Quantum Physicist", "Brain Surgeon", "Magistrate" or the lucrative "Prime
Minister of Australia." Here are some samples of the new jobs added to the database.
- Garbologist
- Elvis Impersonator
- Trampoline Salesman
- Cheep Hooker
- Human Punching Bag
- Organ Grinder
- State School Teacher
I'm sure that you can see why the "academic elite" are upset over the new inclusions to the database
as it is clear that no one in their right mind would want to partake one of these careers. According to
Brian Poquet-Protecta, chairman of the BSHS Acedemic Elite Symposium, "I find it remarkably
irrational that the helmsmen behind this education institution would desire to stagnate the future
occupational prospects of these exceptional pupils."
The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter will bring you any updates...as soon as we can figure
out what he said...
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