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BUNDY HIGH'S DEBT WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
Deputy Principal Trevor French has lost much more than just $3 million
Tuesday 15 May 2001
Last month The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter reported that Deputy Principal Trevor had
Lost the school's $3 million dollars on the races. Whilst this
is still true, it turns out that we didn't know half of the truth behind this story. After an anonymous
email tip-off, The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter pursued this story further and came up
with even more disturbing findings.
After following our tip off, a cover-up operation was revealed to minimise the damage done by The
Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter. It is now apparent that despite the efforts of the Wilkinson
Administration to hide the truth, Mr. French has lost much more than the $3 million grant that we
reported. After losing the $3 million bet, Mr. French was met by the angry bookie who told him to pay
up or he would kill a Bundy High student every day until the amount was handed over. Feeling
nervous and obviously not thinking straight, Mr. French said to the bookie "double or nothing" and
the pair watched the same horse run the next week, with the same odds of 100:1. With the subsequent
loss of the horse for the second time, Mr. French again played double or nothing and dug the school
it's way into $12 million dollars of debt. After hearing of this embarrassing situation, the State
Government funded the debt, but is demanding the money back.
It is unknown how the school will fund the $12 million, but when The Unofficial Bundy High
Newsletter talked to Mr. Wilkinson (ruler of the Wilkinson Administration) this afternoon he said
that his administration is considering "lamington drives, jelly eating contents and slave auctions
(which would consist of the school selling students as slaves to Middle Eastern countries for a
period of 9 months)."
Following the terrible mistakes that Mr. French has made, the school is slowly, but surely sliding into
reclaiming it's position as the worst school in Queensland, and The Unofficial Bundy High
Newsletter will certainly tell you every incident that happens along the way.
(This is a sponsored advertisement)
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