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MR. FRENCH DEFECTS TO NORTH
Former deputy principal bought out by rival
Tuesday 26 June 2001
In a shock announcement by the Wilkinson Administration today, it was revealed that former heir to the
throne, Mr. French, has defected to North State High School. Mr. French, who has been noticeably
absent for the last semester, was reportedly bought out by officials at North High on the final
Wednesday of the second term. In order to keep under the school's salary cap, it is anticipated that 3
underperforming teachers will be released from their contracts in the coming weeks.
The Principal of North High remarked that he was very pleased with the prize signing and is looking
forward to working with his new colleague. The man himself, however, was slightly cockier than his
new boss, remarking, "Ha ha, I'm out of that hole! Nya nya nya nya nya nya! (best approximation of
sound produced)" in an exclusive chat to The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter yesterday.
Deputy Principals Mr. Weir and Mrs. Roffey are equally happy with the move, as this brings them one
step closer to the crown of Principal of the school. Mr. Weir gleefully said an Unofficial Bundy High
Newsletter reporter yesterday "Yes! I am one step closer to the throne! Old man Wilkinson has
gotta carck it soon, then I will be the supreme ruler of the world!"
It is unknown whether the Wilkinson Administration will employ a replacement for Mr. French, or
simply buy a killer cyborg armed with a machine gun. More as it breaks.
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