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IT'S OFFICIAL: VERTICAL FORM A WASTE OF TIME
Deputy Principal John Weir admits to what we have all known for so long

Wednesday 2 May 2001

It was a case of "I told you so" today for students all around the school when in an exclusive interview with The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter.

Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: Mr. Weir, what do you have to say about the increasing violence in vertical form classes?
John Weir: Oh, screw form classes! They are the biggest waste of time that this faculty has thought of since fire drills and the student councellor! All those little bastards do is pick fights with each other.
Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: Well...I wasn't really prepared for this revelation...can you elaborate more?
John Weir: Well, check this out: here's a letter I received from a student...a poem actually.

(The poem is printed as follows)

"The teacher stands at the front of the class, but the lesson plan he can't recall.
The students eyes don't perceive the lies bouncing off every fucking wall.
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen to the bullshit that he learnt in school"

Now look at that, one of our students has wrote that to me. That proves what a waste of time this is because no student has ever sent me mail before...one that contained a letter anyway.
Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: Thank you for your time Mr. Weir.


We could not contact any other deputies before going to print today, but it is safe to assume that the school will not continue the vertical form program any further based on Mr. Weir's above views.

We would like your opinions on the issue of vertical form, please send them to bundyhighnews@hotmail.com and you may appear in a follow-up article.



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