| Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: |
Mr. Wilkinson, what can you say about the recently published figures
that say that the number of fights has dropped down to 3? |
| Dave Wilkinson: |
What? They have? (Stands up and paces around room) I knew this would
happen with those damnned anger management courses! (Undecipherable muttering.) |
| Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: |
Mr. Wilkinson, what exactly is wrong with the students of today if they
can't even beat each other up? |
| Dave Wilkinson: |
It's a sign of the times, xxxxxxx (reporter's name), everyone wants to solve
their problems by talking things out, instead of just walloping someone on the jaw.
Quite sad really. |
| Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: |
What do you plan on doing to rectify the situation? |
| Dave Wilkinson: |
Well, obviously I haven't cleared this with Pat (Roffey) and John (Weir), but
I'll try and make a "turn a blind eye" scheme towards this type of behaviour. I mean, come
on! We need some entertainment during our lunchtime! |
| Unofficial BSHS Newsletter: |
I would like to thank Dave Wilkinson for agreeing to participate in
this interview. |
