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CHOIR INTRODUCES RAPPING TO PERFORMANCES
Bundy High choir gets with the times
Wednesday 9 May 2001
In a move that has sent the purists into outrage, the Bundy High choir announced today
that they will introduce rap songs to their set list. The choir has stated that the
choir needs to move with the times and experiment with the new styles of music that is
popular to young listeners. Also, the choir's previous performances have been selling
well under expectation and were considered a liability by administration who gave the
order to "shape up or ship out."
Although the group has not decided which songs they will be performing, artists that are
being considered include Tupac, Snoop Doggy Dogg, NWA and Cypress Hill. As well as the
new choice of music genre, one of the songs will include a breakdancing by an unannounced
member.
However, these moves do not come without opposition. Barbara Cheney, mother and large
choral music fan is completely opposed to this decision. "When people go to see our fine
choir perform, they do not want to hear lyrics about the smacking of one's hoes and the
capping of one's niggers," Mrs. Cheney said. "As a fan of choral music, I certainly will
not be going along to see this charade."
Whilst there may be opposition to the new performances, the show must go on, as they say.
Concert dates will be announced soon.
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