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SCHOOL CAPTAIN SKIPS COUNTRY, PRINCIPAL OUTRAGED
School Captain goes on holiday while Principal is left to pick up the pieces
Friday 11 May 2001
Blake Humphries, School Captain of Bundaberg State High School has been absent from school
for one week, prompting the Wilkinson Administration to go on the offensive. A spokesman
said to The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter, “The Wilkinson Administration believes it
is a disgrace that such a prominent figure in the school community would defect from his
own country and school. I have been informed that this Administration will go to any
lengths to find his whereabouts.”
Due to the fact that the school normally takes many months to get anywhere on its day to
day processes, The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter has taken the initiative and done some
investigative work itself. It appears that Captain Humphries has jetted his way over to
lovely Canada for some sightseeing. The student body will not miss his presence, as he
is just another step in the sluggish bureaucratical chain that the Wilkinson Administration
has developed. The real question, however, is if he has used school funds for this trip,
while the students below him miss out, stuck in school, with bad music stands. If this
was the case, the current Administration must be putting a fake spread on the concerns
of his disappearance, and actually know about his ‘little excursion’. More lies in
the system? Yes.
More news has it happens. Maybe.
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