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SCHOOL EXPANDING GOLF BUGGY FLEET
Wilkinson Administration orders "budget golf buggies"
Monday 28 May 2001
For around a year now, the Wilkinson Administration has been using golf buggies to transport it's staff around the
schoolgrounds in speed and style and have even placed an order for a luxury golf buggy in the past few weeks. However, today The
Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter stumbled across plans for the Wilkinson Administration to
double the size of it's fleet with a new budget model that the school has been testing.
Whilst walking down Maryborough Street, last Friday after school, one of our reporters discovered
school faculty testing the buggy on the open road. Hiding in some nearby foliage, our reporter was
able to watch the full test and also shoot a photo of the vehicle.
Mr. Wilkinson (top left), Mr. Weir (center, behind donkey) and
Ms. Wallwork (top
right) test the new golf buggy
As you can see, the golf buggy is a double-decker, capable of seating five upstairs and a driver
underneath. The vehicle was found to be able to go two kilometers on just three carrots and was
clocked at a max speed of ten kilometers per hour.
When The Unofficial Bundy High Newsletter questioned Mr. Wilkinson about the new wheels
today, he reported that he was "very happy" with the performance and has ordered three for the
school. Mr. Weir, however, complained about the lack of headroom in the driver's seat and a terrible
smell coming from the rear of the engine.
Wasim Singh and Co. Car Bodies, who manufacture the vehicles in India, claim to have the vehicle
ready in three weeks, at a cost of 4000 rupees each.
(This is a sponsored advertisement)
FOR SALE: Hammer and sickle set. Never used. See Wilko.
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