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PARENTS OUTRAGED AT LACK OF TEACHERS, INVADE SCHOOL
Students happy to look on
Tuesday 24 April 2001
In what was described as an "Unprovoked, senseless attack" by Dave Wilkinson, Principal of Bundaberg State
High School today, the Angry Mob of Parents and Citizens Association (AMP&C) invaded school grounds and
attacked the remaining staff of 10 teachers at Bundaberg State High today. The Angry Mob, which is
believed to be an evil sister association to the Parents and Citizens Association, said in a statement
after the incident today, "We are sick and tired of coming home from a hard days work of protesting and
discovering our kids don't even know anything!"
One student commented on the situation "Well, of course it was very visually stimulating to observe these
powerlord educators accelerating and then coming to a point of maximum velocity while running away from
the Angry Mob, the leader of which is my own mother."
Weapons used in the attack came from the usual attaché of Angry Mob weapons, such as everyday rocks, rocks
in stockings and slingshots were used. In order to get into the spirit, the Mob even rolled over and burnt
out there own cars before the attack.
John Weir, Deputy Principal of the School, who was for some reason absent during the time of the attack
(this publication believes he was a mediator involved with the AMP&C) said "Landlords and power whores,
on my people they took turns. Dispute the suits I ignite, and then watch 'em burn. We are definitely
going to have to take a hardline, hardline after hardline on this one"
It is not yet known why the Angry Mob of Parents and Citizens Association attacked the teachers and not
the government, as it is due to their funding cuts that the levels of teachers have been decreased. When
asked for her comments on this, Mrs. Throwalottastonz, leader of AMP&C said "What? I thought teaching was
a volunteer job?"
Written By XXXXXXXXX (edited for safety of correspondent)
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